spazz likes to take me for walks

yes , thats rite

my dog likes to take me for walks , and when he takes me for a walk its always at the very worst time.
Yesterday he decided to take me for a walk just as i was leaving for work it was a 1 hour walk through very rough terrain and down a steep hillside near our home with lots of those thorny pointed assorted various kinds of weeds and shrubs.After following my escaped canine through & down this unpleasant overgrown spider infested area,and not before falling on my rear several times,we arrived at a large condo complex with well manicured lush green lawns , Spazz still just staying far enough ahead that i cant capture him and put him on a leash,after about 10 min he decided to start back up the hillside he looks back at me and smiles he sees that I am pooped out now , I'm on all fours , he calmly turns around and walks up to me licks my forehead and puts his head in his leash........................hes so adorable , a little butt head , but so adorable......